What a time to be alive...
Hey 2010, I know that 140 character microblogging website seems pretty cool to some people and pretty useless and stupid to others. But here’s a sneak peak of a future news article about that website before you make your mind up.:
“As president and convicted felon Donald Trump’s administration draws up plans for invading and annexing part of a NATO country, having previously invaded and declared himself acting president of Venezuela… and as federal agents are murdering innocent US citizens in the street without repercussions… and as federal law enforcement agencies continue to do warrantless door to door armed raids on US citizens, all in an effort to distract from Trump’s involvement as a prime suspect as a key member of a global paedophile cabal… Trump’s department of justice, meanwhile, signals its intent to incorporate an artificial intelligence chat bot into its military software, a bot which is under pressure from numerous international governments for repeatedly generating child pornography. The chat bot was developed as an integral tool for all users on the website formally known as Twitter, which is owned by the wealthiest person on the planet, Elon Musk, a man who twice did a Nazi salute on stage at Trump’s inauguration. Despite the fact that Trump has discussed bypassing the constitution to allow for his third presidential term, most of Congress enthusiastically supports this regime, and has blocked articles of impeachment against President Trump.”
I wish I was exaggerating, but this is as objective and impartial a summary of what is going on so far in 2026